Noobies make lots of mistakes. But don’t let me scare you away. It can be easy. And it should be easy. If you follow a few simple rules you’re vaping experience can be greatly improved. If you do not follow these rules you risk giving up. You do not want to quit vaping. You want to quit smoking, and stay quit, at all costs. Noobie Vaping Rookie Mistakes can kill you, literally. So, just follow these very simple to follow tips. And you will be a happy and healthy vaper.
Nothing is more important than having the right tools for the job. If you don’t, you simply can’t get the job done. And this job means vaping successfully. Most Noobies are trying to quit smoking. So, this is life or death here. Buying a 5 dollar throw away disposable piece of shit is a waste of your time. I tried. And I failed, miserably. It actually caused me to smoke cigarettes for almost another year. I didn’t like it. It didn’t satisfy my urge to smoke and it tasted like shit. So, I gave up . Luckily a friend of mine gave me an eStick Starter Kit. And everything changed. I could now vape and not have problems, and enjoy the experience. It was wonderful. And not all that expensive. You have to get a decent Starter Kit. Well, if you want to live. No pressure.
No Back Up
OK, so now you’re successfully vaping. You’re out on Friday night. You have your eCig and you’re drinking a few beers, talking to the ladies and life is great. Then disaster hits, no more vaping for you tonight. You don’t want this. It means one of three things. One, you’re going to light up a cigarette and that is the worst case scenario. Two, you’re going home because that is where your your vaping gear is. Or, three you’re going to choke the person to death that is talking your ear off. All rather unpleasant outcomes for everyone involved. Be prepared. It’s that simple. You’re new. So its normal. But like anything else learn quick and suffer very little. OK, so let’s see why you had to go home or ended up in jail.
A. No Charger
Doh! You didn’t bring your charger, Dumbass. That is a big mistake. Until you really get to know your rig, keep a charger with you at all times. Learn how long the battery holds a charge. You won’t know this until you figure out how much you vape. Do you occasionally puff? Well, then you may not need a charger. Or do you suck on it like its Scarlett Johansen’s left tit? If you’re like me, you chose the latter. That means you need your charger. Plus you never know how long it might be until you get home. Maybe she invites you back to her place and wants to do a little sucking of her own. Better have a charger.
B. No Extra Battery
Charger or no charger, always have an extra battery ready. And this may sound silly but make sure it’s charged. Nothing more frustrating than going out and bringing an extra battery, having your first one die, being all excited about how smart you are having brought a back up only to realize you are still that same dumbass. Don’t be a dumbass!
C. Running Out of eJuice
This is the King of Stupid Moves. You have got to always make sure you have juice. No eJuice, no vape. And that really is no fun. This can also lead to instant smoking or more jail time. The thing about eJuice is you need to plan ahead It’s not like bringing an extra battery or a charger. You always have those. But eJuice runs out. So, you need to be online at least a week before you start running low. This is also a trial and error segment of your learning curve. But learn, without going without.
Wrong eJuice or e-Liquid
Here is another classic one of the many Noobie Vaping Rookie Mistakes. You start vaping. You buy a Starter Kit and load up on eJuice. But you start to realize that you don’t really like it, it burns your throat or it just doesn’t take away that urge for a real cigarette. You’re probably not vaping the right e-Liquid for you. The biggest mistake is not using enough nicotine. Don’t be afraid of trying a high percentage of nicotine. You want and you need to stay off the tobacco cigarettes. But you’re addicted. Well, you’re addicted to the nicotine. But fortunately nicotine does not cancer like the other 4000 deadly chemicals in cigarettes. Also, learn about PG and VG and what ratios work for you. That is crucial.
There are so many more Noobie Vaping Rookie Mistakes. But we will save those for part 2. This is good place to start and should keep your eCig fired up and your frustration level down. If you have any tips please leave me a comment and I will be sure to reply as soon as possible. Happy vaping friends!